disclaimer, scam and fraud warning Solanaland


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... hi :)

First of all this is all just an idea/ a meme...

This is just a website.... You are literally buying fake, worthless monopoly money.

Its irony, sarcasm, humour and a MEME. Anything said here is a meme and irony.

We may really be working on  buying up the land and starting all these projects.

"We", "Solanaland", or even "I" always indicates US as a community. 

We may even have the funds already to buy our first spot for the community
and start making videos from there soon to go viral

But even if we might promise you something here, its just a MEME.
Its free speech. Its ART. Its a parody. 

Even if we actually do buy up land and lots of lands,
ITS STILL A PARODY AND AN EXPERIMENT. Its art. Do not try to stop the meme. 

This community is all of us. You, us, we. You can buy up the land.

We may provide you the funds for it (to some trusted community members
so it is actualy spent on buying land).

We do stand by our word that personal enrichment does not interest us at all.

So we do want to create something for the whole Solana community to enjoy.

And no, its not a L2 (who needs Base..)


// Fair Launch and all...  // .. What is even a fair launch?

whats the point of locked liquidity when ruggers can still rug?

Whats the point of checking top10 wallets when ruggers can still
spread it easily over a 100 wallets....

with just 1 click in their bot wallet scripts that also pump
and dump... 

We will just do what we do and you join us and have fun

(btw this disclaimer is ape-proofed by the best $5 fiverr lawyer yo can get so come to trinidad & tobago & SUE US!!!!!!!!!!^^)

and this is obviously a parody/meme website... even this disclaimer, i mean..... you are buying into a meme. Its not an
investment. (do fully understand the disclaimer before buying any tokens)
All what we might do or might not do is just an illusion, could just be empty promises and a scam.

We will promise you we actually do mean all what we wrote. But first of all, sometimes reality can come into the way
of your dreams.
And sometimes you just have weak people running these projects.
Also power and money can corrupt. What would you do if your wallet suddenly says your coin is worth $10m?
Or even $50m? $100m? $500m? $5bn? $50bn?
(And no, we dont mean at all WE ARE LIKE THAT. We are not. But a lot of people are.)
So the only "real" promise we will actually  make you: Even if you just buy 1 token we respect you. We value you.
And we will fight for your token. Despite these many words all we want is to make this project happen

If we ever change the token (like to create our own L2 on Solana ((there wil never be an L2 on Solana)) we
airddrop you the new one automatically but only if your token amount ends in 4444. Because we respect you.
Many crypto teams just dont do that. 

(maybe we will even do it to all wallets, but it might be a lot and this is a good botcheck).

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we will (maybe) have only one wallet holding our own tokens... maybe more. 
so its not spread out over
1000 wallets to dump on you one wallet at a time. (maybe we will dump on you with a few wallets,
to get some more money for the project

but not like a lot of the projects do who just sell massively

PLUS when we sell some bigger amount tokens (like over $1m), we will always inform
you on our twitter BEFORE.
(or maybe in a bit on our own platform)

dumping probably wont even be very large amounts lol
(or maybe it will)

(so a lot of people might get confused because
we are honest and thinking out of the box...

but that is usually not what scammers do.
Scammers would promise you the world to make you feel safe.

and one of our missions is actually to educate the community.
And this includes educating the community on scams. 

Scammers are not this open and direct.
They stick to their script so they get the close. The sale.
They tell you what you WANT to hear.
And then just rip you off.

So please, think for yourself.
Great things have been build in the world based on
trust..
Based in trusting the people when it is justified and they clearly gain
nothing from your $3. Thankyou!)

(This whole webpage is irony. and we just a memecoin
like everyone else.... OR MAYBE NOT?)

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DISCLAIMER:
Legally we just want this to be a memecoin.
Legally we cannot even make you any promises ever.. so PLZ see it all as a parody that will never come true.

But would scammers be this direct to you? WE ARE ABOVE SCAMMERS. WE KNOW LEGALLY YOU CAN MAKE A LOT MORE MONEY
EVERY SINGLE TIME. Except we dont even care for money. We just want to make this project a reality. 

Do not put money into this meme monopoly money meme coin that you are willing to lose.  So probably  buying for
$3 should be fine (BUT DUMP ALL YOUR DOGE THEY WORTHLESS!)

Our dream is to transform acres and acres of land into beautiful permaculture homesteads
all around the world. 
Like Yellowstone but better. 
Like to create amazing SO-LA-LA-LAND (SolaNaLand) spots around the world.

Show the world a better way to live and to thrive and to be. 

So end of THIS part of the disclaimer: This is a memetoken that might dump on you either by the "devs"
or by early buyers, HOWEVER we (as in US ALL) will actually do something FUN with the moneys
and thats not lambos, yachts and villas. Because who cares?
BECAUSE WE DONT KARE TO BE RICH OR TO DRIVE SPORTSCARS.
We might buy or rent lambos for the community if you guys would love that. You could make photoZ
in them for the social media sites and advertise this project and showw off how
you were EARLY in SO-LA-NA-LAND. (anything wo do like this would be aimed at improving the
value of this project and serving YOU/US/SOLANALAND).

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DISCLAIMER: While sOLANAlAND does buy up land with our own money made from this meme project,
we do not provide or build homes.
(and we are also not a hotel, or a landlord.)
We may dump you some Solana/containers and materials, and solar equipment but its on you to organize this all in your
sOLANAlAND communities around the world and to deal with how you can legally stay on the land
as this differs around the world.

We do have connections in several places around the world to buy up land CHEAP. 
And to even get homes built CHEAP. Obviously not mansions or villas. But nice enough. 

sOLANAlAND does make YOU the star. We will seek out PRESIDENTS for any local SolaNaLAnD community to keep the peace
and run everything. You can give your powers to the rezzt of your community or run it like a dark lord. Your guys
choice for each Solanaland community.

QUESTION: IS SO-LA-LA-LAND AN INVESTMENT?

ANSWER: no. You buy into worthless meme tokens. We may dump these meme tokens we hold on the market
or use them to provide more liquidity for you.
So may anyone else who buys the token. 
We never sell if price is down more than lets say 10% or so. (Of course the whole market could dump at any time too,
and theres other risks).
So basically we do want to put 95%, 99% or even 100% of all gains into actual real life communities, and into
the project and keep personal expenses VERY LOW. Which makes us already better than 99% of other memecoins
and RuGPULLS, so be happy you FINALLY found US (with "us" we mean US ALL. You , US, WE!").

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So one thing we worked on very hard is that no single person can even dump any huge amounts of coins.
(if it works is a completely different question).

(AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY ZERO TOKENS BEING GIVEN TO FRIENDS, TO FAMILY MEMBERS, TO INFLUENCERS, OR OTHER NORMIE BS LIEK THAT).

Technically, if we ever should get to a much larger market cap,
like lets say $500m. Then of course people who bought their tokens at $1m WILL BE ABLE TO DUMP ON YOU
AND MAKE 500x PROFIT.
Realistically tho, they will probably have dumped already much earlier and its part of normal trading as with any
coin or art piece.

Another thing is, theoretically, and idealistically, we could see a possibility of creating this project in such
a way that actually the land SOLANALAND owns is worth more than the token value marketcap. Since we also aim to
improve the lands we buy and create businesses in the solanaland communisties. 

Exzept most memecoins will drop hard in price at some day when the devs or snipers or whoever sell their bags and get greedy.

So we work very hard to avoid this and respect you. If our chart is 10% down for example by normal traders or people
selling, we will not sell 1 single token.

(except maybe in begin to get more bots out9

I mean. We dont even care about selling tokens we will just do so to buy up
land, right. What we (YOU, ME, US) will instead do is try to interest more people for our project, so like price goes up more.
And then when price on a day is up 2000% for example we (YOU) might sell a few. But not even that many. I mean.
DOES THIS MAkE SENSE? Or is this too degen? WE CARE ABOUT PROTECTING YOU SINCE YOU TRUSTED IN US. 

So we thrive for natural growth. Lets say if we should get to $100m market cap we will want to have bought
1000s of acres already of beautiful land we are turning into permaculture offgrid homestead communities.

And we aim to turn this MAYBE SOME DAY into a legal tender where actually every token holder owns a part.
IF this is legally possible. 


And we also plan to actually make profit frm the communities by starting businesses and all that and selling
expensive, amazing products so this would get back into buying back coins and other stuff benefitting the
community and US ALL as a whole. 

Or it might goback into actually an ECOSYSTEM TOKEN distributed to all active wallets (and not to sniper bots).
Maybe even something in partnership with Solana devs (they be cool in real life). 

And then this ECOSYSTEM TOKEN would own the actual land, while the holders of this ecosystem token actually own
it, us becoming bigger than the bagz at ApplEz and Minipenssoft combined

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As WE are buying up land around the world. Some legal fees will also be required to buy and hold the land in a trust or with community
members in each country that will all come from this. Maybe even some personal expenses (which really are meme expenses,
like if we book a flight or room somewhere to buy land there, or get things done for the projects, its a MEME EXPENSE
so we will use .. blabla.. Hope you get what we mean ? .. We do not care for money. We dont want millions for us
personally. We want to have this project get huge and put millions and millions into buying land and create AMAZING
communities. Who then start businesses and create INCOME for themselves and for the project.

(Actually creating the communities will differ around the world on what is legally possible.
Like some places as portugal are pretty liberal, while others strictly forbid it. In such a case
we might just get a house together next to the lands or make camping grounds, find legal loopholes)

If there is a legal way we will link this land to the token or to Solana itself.  


*DISCLAIMER* When "we" talk about "WE" all people who ever bought a token are spoken of! Commutiy, friendz!!!!!!!




Plz when selling our token "Dont take more than you need from it..."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI&t=121




addition:

we might try snipe up some our token directly after launch (if we can manage even in the first block.....)
just so we dont have bots snipe up our tokens.
And/or launch with just 5% of the token supply.

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This project is just aimed at citizens of trinidad & tobago where everything here is clearly
FULLY LEGAL.
Refeences to US housing market and other references are only examples to show price
increases around the world.
Any Lawyers want to sue us (for what, even? Are you stupid?) please write to:

Bonk
c/o
The Trinidad & Tobago Solid Waste Management Company
#34 Independence Square North,
Port of Spain 100208,
Trinidad, W.I.

(obiously not the real address, but part of this whole meme/art/parody concept)

tired now frendz been working on this all over a year, will add some
pictures later and more text if u like on new pages.

but cant stop. getting last stuff done for token. 

we really deserve $3 from you into this token, not? 
(damn i said dollar! now they can sue me ....)

Letz me know if you like hear some old hacker stories

Thankks Baylene Levine for everything

Final Disclaimer: This whole website and the token are a work
of creativity. Its not just a parody on the current meme hype,
but also a work of ART.

So even the direction on how to buy this token (the ART) is
perfectly legal and not an investment, not an invest scheme,
and not any financial advice or a call to investors...

In fact, if you are a professional investor, stay tf out of
our project. We dont want you. 


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Warning for crypto noobs:

1. Never connect your wallet to a site you do not know and
do not FULLY trust. Check at least thru 5 different ways.
YOU MAY LOSE ALL YOUR CRYPTO

10. Do have your funds across several wallets in different
browsers/apps/phones/PCs and offline for your own safety. 
11. Connect to unknown sites from different browsers with
new wallets that have very few tokens. 

13. Twitter is RIPE WIF SCAMS do not trust anyone, do not
trust your favorite influencer people are impoersonating
them and making accouns that look just like them. Do not
go to any websites with your wallet active that promise
you something for free or something too good to be true

14. Do not trust anyone ever asking you for money online
even if you have been writing for weeks. (Pig butchering
scam).

15. Never send someone money to get a lot of money, its
an advance fee scam where the fees you first have to pay
will never end "but this is the last fee then you get
your millions". 



2. Never trust an advance fee scam, where someone promises
you something if you only pay one more fee (it never ends!)
3. Never trust any investment advice or trader. If they
were that successful, why would they need your money?
4. Never trust an influencer contacting you. They fill up
stadiums of people online every day, they get 1000s of
messages a day,
they dont have time to contact you. They are busy every day
working on their inluencer career. Its a scammer pretending
to be them.
6. Double check every tweet by influencers, doubt anything
thats free until people you trust OFFLINE have confirmed
its real. And even then ITS NEVER FREE. 
7. Be aware of pig butchering scams where people randomly
contact you online, on fb or in whatsapp and pretend to be
interested in you. After a few weeks they will ask you for
money. After a few weeks they will let you in in some new
trading scheme, where in the end you are left with nothing.
People lose $50k, $500k, even $5m into these scams every
day.
8. Do not trust memecoins that were only created to enrich
the founders who created them. 
9. Never connect your wallet to any sites before double
checking its real because they will just empty your wallet.

12. load up brain

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thx to the whole solana community! You guys are amazing!
Never seen something awesome like this in crypto. 

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And thanks for your inspiration, buddy!

Even if your business can be enhanced!




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Have a tea or coffee... A water...

And post about your dream here...

Create or find the Solanaland community
of your wildest dreams...

Remember we are still early!


SoLanaLanD Projectz




Danke!